"When a new pope has been chosen, and the bells of Saint Peters chime. He is shown into a small chamber next to the Sistine chapel. They call it the room of tears, named for the sublime mixture of joy and sorrow that he must contemplate at this moment. He is brought a key to this box, It has been said that this box contains the ultimate secret. It holds the secret of the end of the world. This piece of paper reveals the precise nature of the antichrist. A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times. It is the essence of evil. A perversion of the immaculate conception."
"What are you talking about?"
"Ohhh come on honey. The holy ghost merely whispered in the virgin Marys ear and she begat the son of God. If the devil is going to use a human womb for his spawn, He’s gonna want a little more bang for his buck."